I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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