WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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