: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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