Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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