I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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