when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Then you guys just all showered together...?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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