What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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