sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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