you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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