Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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