oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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