I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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