I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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