I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize