Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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