if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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