Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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