kristin has been a bad kristin
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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