? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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