HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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