Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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