his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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