I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Princesses don't give blow jobs
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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