Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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