Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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