Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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