when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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