He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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