Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Green mimosas i think yes
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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