Jerry, you need to find god
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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