it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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