i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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