Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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