Me. At least after what I've been through.
why do cheetos always look like penises
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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