The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Randomize