jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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