I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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