ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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