how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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