Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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