Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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