Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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