...so i touched it.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She told me I should be a condom model.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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