Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Cover your peen. We're going out.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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