A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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