You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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