I cockslap morals
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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