i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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