Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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