Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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